I can walk only 200 yards down the road and find a pasture full of donkeys.
I drive over a three-foot long snake in the road.
I pass a petrol ("gas") station advertising "Live Bait Sold Here!".
I see an auto dealer advertisement on television, promising to care so much for you he'd "wrassle a gator".
I get caught behind a pick-up truck on over-sized wheels, displaying the words "Slingin Taters" in air-brushed blue paint across the tail gate and a large plastic scrotum dangling from the fender.
... all in the same day.