Please Don't Shout at Me!

I know most of you who have children are going to pelt me with tomatoes for saying this but...

I just discovered my first stretch mark.

I managed to get through the entirety of my pregnancy with Fifi without any, and so far I'd made it through this one too. But today I noticed the start of a stretch mark right above my belly button. I was really hoping I'd bypass them again this time. Yet another reason to hope for an earlier baby rather than a later one.

Please don't send me hate mail; it's all about genetics, guys!