Wednesday, May 18, 2005

My Favourite Paragraph

... in the school newsletter for this term. I hope they let me keep it in. I hope they don't notice the irony. (Chances are, they won't.)

MOCK ELECTIONS
Labour may have won in the National Election, but the Conservatives triumphed by a landslide in the mock election that took place at the Senior School a week before Election Day. Conservatives received 45% of the votes, followed by the SSP and the Green Party with 16% and 14% of the votes, respectively. The Liberal Democrat, Labour and Independent parties followed.


If you don't find this funny, it's because you've never been to a rich private school.

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