Well, folks, tomorrow's the Big Day. I'm so nervous! I have so many things to do tonight to prepare!

Yep, you guessed it. Tomorrow is my English Grammar test. We've already done two practice tests and if either one of them had been the real thing, I would've gotten my first college F. I have never seen so many Xs and mark ups on anything I've ever done before. Tonight will be my last chance to learn reflexive pronouns vs. intensive pronouns, appositives vs. objective complements, delayed subjects, 1st and 2nd objects, present perfect passive progressive verbs, and adjective-noun combinations used as modifiers.

And what exactly AM I planning to do tonight to prepare for this mammoth? Making tortillia soup and watching The O.C. with my roommates. Any time after that will be dedicated to Faulkner.